Stranded out in the night, Eliza took me down. To see the widow give. Rain to the town. It's against the law. To be a tonic man, But the widow knows. She's got the upper hand. So I went on in. Feelin' kinda wheezy. You know she soothed my mind, boys, She rocked me kinda slow and easy. All day and all night.
Even Billy Martin grins. When the Fish is in the game. Every season twenty wins. Gonna make the Hall of Fame.
Well, my telephone rang it would not stop. It’s President Kennedy callin’ me up. He said, “My friend, Bob, what do we need to make the country grow?” I said, “My friend, John, Brigitte Bardot. Anita Ekberg. Sophia Loren” (Put ’em all in the same room with Ernest Borgnine!)
